Why are you even here? Your cut off corduroy shorts and slip on loafers aren't typical hiking apparel but your burning cigarette stinks up the whole forest! Really? Are you out for a nature walk? Are you studying the birds and trees? Are you a student of history? Where's your books, pens, papers, notebooks? Where's your tablet, your field glasses, your reference books?
Put out your cigarette and get the hell out of my woods!